Carnation, WA
Race Details
Beat the Blerch
Beat the Blerch is an upcoming race scheduled for Sat, Sep 12 2026 in Carnation, WA (America/Los Angeles timezone).
Register
- 2026-09-12
Race Date
- Open
Registration Status
- Carnation, WA
Location
Event Schedule
Here is the latest schedule of events:
| Name | Distance | Type | Price | Start Time |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5K | 3.1 Miles | running_race | $40.00 | 9/12/2026 12:00 |
| 10K | 10K | running_race | $60.00 | 9/12/2026 09:30 |
| Half Marathon | 13.1 Miles | running_race | $85.00 | 9/12/2026 09:00 |
| Marathon | 26.2 Miles | running_race | $120.00 | 9/12/2026 08:00 |
Beat the Blerch Race Details
The latest details from your Race Directors:
Beat The Blerch is a 5K, 10K, half, and full marathon created by The Oatmeal and inspired by this comic about running.
Our Carnation, Washington race will take place in a quaint little town located about 35 minutes outside of Seattle.
It begins at King County’s Tolt MacDonald Park, and it’s a beautiful flat, out-and-back course that winds its way through evergreen, mossy forests along the Snoqualmie valley trail. Near the starting line of the race are strawberry farms and pumpkin patches, which offer guided tours in case you’re still up for a bit of walking after the race.
Race Date
(America/Los Angeles timezone)