December 20, 2025 · 7:00 a.m. PST · 6846 Owensmouth Ave, Canoga Park, CA
Like, ugh, are you seriously going to miss this?
Step into your platform shoes and strut into the Clueless & Breathless 5K, 10K & Half—a 90s high school holiday run bursting with mall glam, holiday sparkle, and way too much lip gloss.
Presented by Jed & Ted’s Excellent Races
Whether you’re a Beverly Hills princess, a debate team queen, or just trying to burn off those holiday carbs, this race is your chance to be totally buggin’—in the best way.
- Clueless & Breathless 5K 🎀 This one's as quick as a shopping trip to The Galleria. Bonus if you run in plaid.
- Totally Buggin’ 10K 💅 Longer than Cher's holiday gift list—and twice as fierce.
- The Alaïa Half Marathon 👠 Because it's like, a totally important designer challenge. Don’t get mugged—stay hydrated.
- The Multiverse Holiday Shopping Spree (Virtual) 🛍️ Run any distance, from anywhere—even the food court. Your medal ships post-haste.
Expect mallcore energy, glam cheer zones, 90s jams, and a sprinkle of holiday chaos.
Costumes strongly encouraged—extra credit for fur-trimmed Santa hats and feather pens.
📦 Multiverse Option (Virtual Runners Welcome!)
Run virtually anytime from Dec 20–22, and we’ll mail your medal faster than a boyfriend makeover montage.
This is a Jed & Ted’s Excellent Race—fun, fast, and full of nostalgia.
Sign up now. This run is like, totally important.